so i been talking to donovan a lot lately, like a lot a lot & we be falling asleep on the phone together. -cheesing- i swear he's like so funny. & not on purpose lol & not the jokes kinda funny either. i cant explain he just is.
the other day we were talking & he justs randomly says you're beautiful. :] not like i didnt already know but him telling me was the sweetest thing. cause i felt like absolute shit i mean nose running sides cramping migrane nausea the whole damn nine.
me: old fag.
donovan: Yeaaaah
me: my legs look odd.
me: you still at school ?
donovan: They are
donovan: You old
me: im younger than you.
me: they look crooked as hell.
donovan: Ayeee
me: yeah.
donovan: Im fin make a sandwhch
me: okay.
me: go make one.
donovan: I made it
donovan: Im done
me: thnks for tellin me.
me: i think im bowlegged.
me: or whatever.
donovan: Awww
donovan: That's cute
me: hell no
me: make me a sammich.
donovan: Im done
donovan: Shoulda asked 4 1
me: so what.
donovan: Ealier
me: ugh
donovan: When I asked
me: yeen ask if i wanted one.
donovan: I did
donovan: Actually
me: you said ima make a sandwhich
me: donovan: Im fin make a sandwhch
me: chezlachic: okay.
me: chezlachic: go make one.
me: donovan: I made it
me: donovan: Im done
me: yeen ask me.
me: you gone make me one ?
donovan: Yeaah you photoshoped
donovan: That
me: how ?
me: & what ?
donovan: Ion no
me: lmao.
me: copy & paste that
donovan: Whaa
me: nothing.
me: i want a sandwhich.
donovan: Sorry
me: :(
donovan: 2 late
bitch knew i wanted one, he coulda drove the forty minutes to come bring it to me.
my phone died before i could save the convo but he tried me about five times & it was sooo funny cause everytime i said boy stop, he would say dont make me have to chris brown ya ass.
lmao, chris brown is thee funniest term in forever & in less than a month people have managed to overuse it.
Chris Brown'd
Beating the shit out of someone ,while singing and dancing, who is either a woman who doesn't expect it or who deserves it. this person can also be beating the shit out of a man who is known across the community as a bitch.
Eh you know my nigga c.j He went and chris brownd his girl last week.
lmaooo.
yo, we be on UD all day laughin our asses off at these definitions & shit. one day this nigga said wiffle snapple & im like what the fuck are you speaking. he explained it & we died all damn day off the definitions for the word, which was whipper snapper.
he still has it in his AIM status like a weird ass.
[AVAILABLE] "1.old fag - "come here you whipper snapper, i got a whole golden dollar for ya"
random kid - "fuck off old man"
lmao.
